A Shaman, a Warlock and a Hunter ...

Got this gem off the World of Warcraft forums. Lifted, pasted, and edited for your enjoyment.

A Shaman, a Warlock and a Hunter are all helping rebuild Lordaeron's ruins to fortify it against attack. The Warlock opens his lunchbox, "Man if my wife makes me tuna fish sandwich for lunch once more I'm going to hurl myself off the battlements." The Shaman opens his lunchbox, "If my wife makes me peanut butter and jelly again i'm going to hurl myself off these battlements!" And finally the hunter goes "If I get salad again for lunch im going to hurl myself off these battlements!

Sure enough the next day the warlock got tuna, so he lept off the battlements and fell to his death. The shaman got pb&j again so he hurls himself off the battlements to a similar fate. Finally the hunter realises he has salad again and jumps over the battlements to his doom. Suddenly the warlock soul stones and stands up fresh as a daisy, the shaman anhks and gets up very much alive... and the hunter... smells and looks really gross...

"You know what? I might actually miss that guy if he wasnt such a damn fool" stated the warlock "Why's that?" queried the shaman... "He made his own lunch!"